peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

lunachicktv:

Favorite Foods + Garlic Bread

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

# aw    # come on    # nando    
# im sCREEECHING    # ilysm    # b    # FAVE    # ANGER    

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

♥ 155164 — via 2varane (originally naking)

realborussia:

you know summer is coming when Cristiano raises his shorts