devillei:

Favorites: Parrots [ x ]
♥ 2155 — via burdseed (originally devillei)
# TROPICAL    

marcosrevs:

lmao i decided to do this because i’ve seen so many and they’re always fun so yea, tell us in the tags who you got!

♥ 433 — via ozilreal (originally marcosrevs)

How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market 

  • Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*
  • Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
  • Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
  • Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
  • Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
  • Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
  • Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
  • Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
  • Arsene Wenger: 
  • Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
  • Arsene Wenger: 
  • Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
  • Arsene Wenger: 
  • Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god
# yes    
thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

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# yes    

Chicharito’s first moments on the Bernabeu pitch as a Real Madrid player | 01-09-14

♥ 52 — via allhailiker (originally concretar)
# munez    

versaceprolapses:

When you finally cum, but it wasnt as satisfying as you were expecting it to be

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kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

# munez    

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

# vine